lilbijou:

lilbijou:

veinteunopilotas:

I JUST SAW THIS ON TWITTER OH MY GOD

W E V E C O M E F U L L C I R C L E

im forreal in tears right now

damnitsizzi:

shdarren:

All hail our aerilate croissant overlord.

Boomerang dragon

damnitsizzi:

shdarren:

All hail our aerilate croissant overlord.

Boomerang dragon

butttom:

*puts condom on my finger before fingering myself* you never know

ask-gallows-callibrator:

levi-has-the-booty:

Teacher: Reading a book is better than sex.
[Class titters]
Teacher: It’s like a 10-hour orgasm!
[Laughter increases]
Girl pipes up: Yeah, and with a book I actually get to finish!
[Boys’ laughter dies off almost instantly as the girls hoot]

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH 

SHOTS FIRED 

itoldyouimbusy:

Bitch I’m on my swag

k1mkardashian:

bile4:

Go off

where/what is this and how can i participate?

williamandthings:

A step-by-step of a spice spoon I made

williamandthings:

A step-by-step of a spice spoon I made